Best Macabre Gift Ideas

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It’s true for everyone, but for embalmers, it’s true in a very special way… some days indeed are just draining. An original illustration, hand drawn from an electron microscope scan of Y. Pestis, and available in several colors for any and all occasions. Also, note that the t-shirt above is the “standard” tee, which has a classic fit that suits most people. For a “premium” version with a tighter, slimmer fit, go here. Class it up all you want with nice suits, fancy furniture in the reception, and dope rides, but in the end it’s a ghoulish trade.

Find more macabre mortician t-shirt gift ideas at The 11 Best Funeral Director T-Shirts. Whether you’re looking to fill someone’s holiday stocking, or to just find a little something to give as a token of the season… there is always a need for the “small” gift. Unfortunately, those can be hard to find or think of. If you watch TV this time of year, you’d think everyone was getting a car or a new TV!

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Looking for weird gifts that will appeal to the black sheep in your family? Our weird gift picks are perfect for those "hard to shop for" people. Some highlights of this gift guide include creepy books, gruesome films, and home decor items with a touch of the scientifically macabre.

Taxidermy is a really neat trade, but when it goes wrong, it goes so very, very wrong. Crap Taxidermy by Kat Su is a collection of hilarious taxidermy fails. I honestly don’t think it gets any weirder than giving someone a set of plushie sexually transmitted diseases with GiantMicrobe’s Tainted Love Box. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume your friend has never been given a potato with a special message on it. With this Message On a Real Potato, they’ll write or draw your request onto a real potato and send it to the lucky recipient. If you’re looking for something more festive, weird Christmas ornaments are a good choice as well.

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Each joint is moveable and it includes a hyoid bone for those who are into anatomy and care about that kind of thing. The interior of the bag is also printed with a realistic image of the inside of a fish so when you unzip it, it looks like you’ve just gutted the fish. There’s weird and then there’s Bowl of Fake Skittles weird.

It’s a unique, fun piece with a practical function. Shopping for someone who prefers sweet snacks? You might also be interested in something from our guide to the best chocolate gifts. It’s a perfect yard game for two to six players. The outdoor edition has 120 extra-large cards and two huge burritos.

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For the rustic folks in your life, how about a Wall Clock with Moss. This handmade clock has real, live Scandia moss set into small pockets. This type of moss doesn’t need watering, sunlight, and is dust resistant.

You’re bound to get a reaction with this Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak. This is for the person in your life who would love to bath in au jus, or, if you’re mean, for the vegetarian in your life with a good sense of humor. The idea of drinking jet black water is weird to some people, but this special formula is actually good for you. Featured on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, this trendy beverage gets its signature color from the addition of fulvic acid. This acid turns the water black, and is believed to have health benefits such as improved digestion and cell health.

Surprise your photographer friend with this super-realistic Camera Lens Tumbler. It’ll take them a second to realize what they’re holding which is half the fun. This bag comes with 23 ounces of bath crystals. The actual fragrance is brown sugar and fig so it’s a funny gag gift but also one that isn’t unusable which is nice.

If they love these popular mints, get them this Large Tic Tac Box that is filled with smaller boxes of Tic Tacs. They’ll get a real laugh out of the reusable box and also be set for mints for a good long while. It’s a fun reveal gift to give to someone and not tell them what it is until they’re wearing it.

I actually own a coyote baculum and there’s really no way you’d be able to guess what it is unless you were familiar with them. These Fish Sandals are a fun gift for fishermen and an even sillier gift for people who aren’t into fishing. Published in 1973 by artist Salvador Dali and his wife Gala, this 320-page cookbook is worth owning even if you’ll never cook a single dish.

The volume is adjustable and there are three different octave settings to choose from. If they’re femme, but like serial killer stan femme, they might enjoy this Movie Killers Charm Bracelet by BlingSoul. It has 11 murderous charms from the most famous horror classics of all time including Jason, Pennywise, Freddy, and Jigsaw as well as some of their weapons of choice. The charms are offset by 11 drops of blood–I mean red beads.

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Welcome to our weird world of weird gifts. That offbeat somebody who is more than a little hard to shop for. Read on to see our top picks for unique gifts for uniquely weird people. Such curiosities are precisely the bailiwick of the macabre mortician. The book gives your funeral director the inside scoop on collections of skulls, mummified body parts, criminal ephemera, and more.